Wasted space
Posted by Red on March 26, 2008
Just a few items to discuss.
My range crapped out last NOVEMBER, and I just now got a new one. Yes, the scratch and dent aisle at the local Lowe’s was chock full of appliances with an array of yes, scratches and dents, and the Mister took it upon himself to purchase his dear little wifey a new range. I’m grateful, I am. I haven’t had a fucking oven since November of last year, and well, I was kinda sorta missing it.
But, now I have an extra range in my kitchen. The stove still works. It’s only 2 years old. It’s still has many parts that are usable. The oven just doesn’t work. The materials and labor to fix it was estimated at $390.
I got a new one for 40 bones less than that.
I still have an extra range in my kitchen. It’s free. To anyone. Just come and get it. I know some folks love junk like this. It’s free, by the way. The stove works.
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I’m still a bit sick, but the swimming-head feeling has gone away. I’m left with a raspy, almost hoarse voice that some find extremely sexy. I have no idea, I think my voice is a bit retarded sounding whenever I hear it.
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I’m in search of a new anal plug. I would actually enjoy a vibrating one. Any suggestions? You can email me on this subject, if you’d like.
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I’m trying to find a new home for one of our pups. She’s part Lab and part Dog. She’s a bit of a spaz, but that’s because she’s still a puppy. We call her Roxie . . or Fucker. She answers to both. She’s going to be a good sized dog. Not quite a year old, she probably weighs at least 50 pounds. Really smart dog, but I’m trying to thin the herd a bit.
We got out of the breeding business because I was tired of having so many dogs and their shit in my yard. And yes, I still have five dogs. Roxie/Fucker is the first to go. She’s free to a good home.
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Hilary Clinton will be coming to town this Saturday. For a dinner. In our county. All I can say is WTF!! The damn rednecks, hicks and Appalacian Americans will be comin’ outta the woodwork for this event. And no, I will not be there. If it was a rally, then . . perhaps.
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I’m in need of a few post ideas. Does it show?
March 26, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I have never named a dog, Fucker but I did have one that answered to Shit Eating Dog. As for the anal plug, there is a site that is always wanting me to stick up ads for them. I am firmly against putting ads on my site but I will dig through my e-mails and send you a link if I find it.
OMGosh, she is SUCH a little fucker, too. Shit Eating Dog, huh. I’ve had some of those .. they loved shit. Absolutely loved it. I have a post about it.
I got the email, thank you. Im off to find a plug of my dreeeeams!
Red
March 26, 2008 at 8:09 pm
put it on craigs list under free honey… someone will come get that range and be thrilled to have it!!!!
Yeah, I can do that. Thanks!
Red
March 26, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Sometimes I like just this type of post with the bulleted items. No need to be fancy all the time just for us!
Hey - feel free to steal that meme from my site if you need some post fodder!
But I like being fancy .. ya know, when I talk about poo and stuff
Im gonna steal it, thanks!
Red
March 26, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Red, is freecycle.org in your area? If it is, you should try posting there. Your range would probably be gone in a couple of hours.
Lemme check .. Yes it is! I’ll check it out and post it.
Thanks for the tip, McQueenie!
Red
March 26, 2008 at 9:48 pm
It doesn’t show at all, I kinda sorta loved this rambling post….and awww to the “Roxie/Fucker” (LOL), I hope the pup gets a good home, and ya, let me get on that “anal plug email recommendation”, hahaha….ohhh Red, I love how you make MY face turn red, funnily enough
Am I still yer hero, Romi?
I’ve actually received a few emails concerning the plug. Seee, Im not the only sick fuck out there! *beams!*
Red
March 27, 2008 at 8:14 am
I actually really liked this post LOL It made me laugh
Yay .. that’s good to hear!
Red
March 27, 2008 at 8:47 am
Maybe the sexy, raspy, almost hoarse voice could be put to good use i.e. phone sex?
Love your new header…love Hopper!
Oooh, I looove phone sex!
Thanks . Im a big fan of Hopper.
Red
March 27, 2008 at 10:25 am
I can already see the stats for this post doing threw the roof. I love your dogs name…that one is a winner. or is weiner the word I want to use here? You always make me giggle…
Glad I could help bring on some giggles
The stats are decent . .seems im not the only one with a stove
Red
March 27, 2008 at 10:53 am
A post like this will show up on just about ever search engine. You covered it all today!
Hey maybe Hillary needs the range or even Roxie? I doubt she would be much help in the anal plug department, but who am I to judge the woman.
Naw, I think she has something else forced up her ass. . .but I aint one to judge
Red
March 27, 2008 at 11:31 am
I need a description of the anal plug, details please. I will not do a search, as I don’t want to pull in a bunch of shit on my computer!
I’ve got a great story about ass beads . . .
A description? Smallish. I dont need a great big gaping ass, now do I?
And it needs to vibrate.
a bunch of shit about an anal plug .. hahahahaaaa! sorry.
Ass beads, huh? Do telll!!
Red
March 27, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Did you ever get that glass dildo? If you posted on it, I missed it.
Email sent
Red
March 27, 2008 at 8:48 pm
@Red~ This is the most random post ever. I love it. Only you could pull it off. The other day -when I couldn’t get to your blog- this was my thought process:
Crap! Did she block me? OhMiGawd! I said somthing that offended her. Wait. This is Red. Does she get offended? If I offended her, it must be REALLY bad. Shit.
HAHAHA!
@Moonbeam! Thank you for the tip. I have an entertainment center to get rid of.
hahahhaa! Nooo way, did you offend me. Nope, sorry.
That doesn’t happen too easily around here.
Email sent.
Red