Q & A

I get mucho amounts of emails, questions, suggestions and criticism concerning my blog and my motherly duties. These are a few of actual questions that I have received lately. I like questions. If you have any, please feel free to ask away. I will answer every single one, open and honestly.

1. Why do you think that we, the readers, want to read about your bowels and their movements?
*** You mean .. you mean to tell me that you don’t? I poop. I shit. And so do YOU dammit. Only difference is .. I talk about it openly. Maybe I should buy you an Everyone Poops book. Then you’ll see. You’ll see that pooping is good for you. And it’s good to share.

2. Why do you think that we, the readers, want to read about your masturbation sessions?
*** Why wouldn’t you? I mean, it’s not like I go into mucho detail about it . . I don’t tell everyone which vibrator I use and which hole I stick it in *geez!*

3. How can you possibly use that foul mouth around your child?!
*** I just do. And she knows better. She knows to do what mommy says, and not what mommy does. That’s how I’ve kept her off the street for as long as I have.

4. Do you really have a great relationship with your husband, Mister?
*** Sure, of course. I sure as hell do. He’s even says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs *brownie points if you can tell me where that’s from*

5. Since you’re a stay-at-home mom, do you sit around and eat Bon-Bons all day?
*** I prefer Domestic Goddess, thank you, because that is what I am. And no, I don’t sit around and eat Bon-Bons all day. Those are gross. I prefer scooping peanut butter out of the jar with a Kingsize Snickers bar. Get with the times, people. The Bon-Bon days are over.

6. Can you post your entire icon/avatar picture? I’d love to see your hair.
*** Umm, err .. That’ll be a no. That picture, though a very good one with the red hair, is also a nudie. And y’all don’t want to see my tits anyhow!

7. What is your favorite sex toy?
*** Man, oh man! Decisions .. decisions. Probably a Silver Bullet. I actually have 4 of them, with 2 being on the same device so it’s kinda sorta like a double penetration with one control type thingy. Yeah, I love those the best. They’re discreet, you can keep one in your purse, in the glovebox of your car, in your panties. The possibilities are endless! Plus, they’re very powerful. I love mine. We’re BFFs.

8. Are you a lesbian?
*** Uhh, no. Read this post for further comments.