Random Tidbits

Past random babblings, thoughts and tidbits . . .

It’s a new week, a new beginning.

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Make me laugh, and I’ll love you forever.

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I hate having tan lines.

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I’m sticking with you.

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I’m demon speeding.

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Green Blazers get me excited.

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Chocolate. I need chocolate. Now.

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I like the cars … the cars that go boom.

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I soooo do not like what WordPress has done to the Dashboard.

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Spontaneous, afternoon sex is the best sex everrrr!

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I drive with two feet.

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Someone is logging behind my house. It makes me sad.

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I ran a mile yesterday, and today I have a black eye. I am sooo not built to be a runner.

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I’ll get home early from work if you say that you love me.

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Searching with my good eye closed.

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What’s heroin like?

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Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.

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My calves are on fiiire!

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Craptastically delicious

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I would much rather be told to FUCK OFF than to be ignored. Why don’t you just tell me to fuck off?

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I love cheese.
But after eating just a smidgen of it, I have to consume an entire package of Exlax just to help pass it through my system.

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Clouds of carrots and peas . . .

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Which do you prefer?
Titties and beer
or
Wieners and wine?

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Note to self: Buy more batteries.

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I chew so much gum that it gives me gas.

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Thoughts-0-David called me Sweet and Truculent *gush* I’ve never been called Sweet before!

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A 12 inch dick and a dozen roses . . .

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I bet a man came up with the slogan: “Have a happy period.”

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Someone shoulda warned me not to eat jambalaya for breakfast.

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I drink too much coffee.

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I just about drowned myself while trying to chew gum in the shower.

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My dog chews his nails, and it is the WORST sound eve-rrr!

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Underwire bras are evil. EVIL I say!

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Goodbye ass! It was nice knowin’ ya!

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Celiacs do it gluten-free.

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It’s a mere 9 degrees outside. My nipples could cut glass right about now.

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Imma CNN junkie.

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Each night, as we lie down to sleep, he grabs a handful of boobie before drifting off . . . sometimes he even grabs mine.

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Threesome McGee
Was hung like a flea
But his tongue
Was long & hard . . .

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How can folks write while listening to an iPod? I tried. I failed.

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I had a dream about my blog, and it was absolute brilliance .. Turns out I was dreaming about someone else’s blog *shrugs*

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Hello. My name is Sam, and I’m a Carboholic.

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I could totally make a meal off of PEZ right about now.

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Note to self: Buy more Rum.

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It’s amazing the feeling you have after a little steam and a simple snot rocket in the shower. The nose is cleared and I am no longer drowning in my own snot.

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I still love him …

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Nyquil always makes me have crazeeee scary dreams, which is something I normally don’t have. I woke in the middle of the night, sweating and panting, my chest was heaving and it felt abnormally tight - in my dream, you were gone.

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